Listen, Josie

Lets not beat around the bush. We both
know you're not really at work every time
I come over.
I won't lie though, I make sure you'll "be at work"
anytime I do come up so as to avoid the eventually
awkward "oh, hey, haven't seen you in while"
conversation we're bound to have. So I wanna get
one thing straight
You don't like me, and I don't like you
That's fine with me, just don't insult me intelligence